Monday, July 11, 2011

Whip Service

Whip Service is for entertainment purposes. The whip is not a doctor, she’s a whip. If you do something stupid because of something you read here, said whip and the Mistress behind her takes no responsibility.

Dear Whip Service,

My man won't stop obsessing over sports. I mean, if there's lawn bowls on TV he HAS to watch it. NO ONE likes watching lawn bowls, seriously!! No amount of bajinga flashing seems to cure it. (okay well sometimes I get a few minutes of attention). Any ideas on how to curb my man's obsession over balls of any shape or size, besides growing my own and inventing a new kind of sport?

Chaz x

Dear Chaz,

There are many costumes available that would appeal to a man with varying sports taste. You could try one of these.

If that doesn’t help, well then maybe you need to try a more aggressive approach. Next time he turns on the television to watch sports, sit next to him in nearly nothing and start watching. Make as many comments about how sexy the players are and then start to subtly touch yourself. Run your hand down your breast and shout out, “Oh yes!” every time a player scores. One of two things may happen here, he will forget the television and you will get the attention you deserve or you will condition yourself to orgasm every time sports is on and you’ll both win.

After all that you still aren’t satisfied, call a time out and find yourself a waterboy.


Rec of the Month

Every Dog Has His Day by Lori94

If you are tired of the same old, Edward spanks Bella, light bondage and some nipple clamps thrown in, try Lori94’s one shot. This is unlike anything I have ever read and deals with a fetish that is rarely dealt with. Puppy love.

Edward has hunted for a home, an owner and he finally finds one in Bella. Bella takes in our snuggly little Edward and teaches him just how good doggy style can be.

Here is a short excerpt to lap up.

When we got to Tanya's house, Bella hadn't arrived yet so Tanya helped me prepare. She had me strip down and put a chain-leash around my neck. It wasn't a collar and Tanya was my trainer so it made sense. She kept me on all fours, fondled my balls from behind and gave me a doggy-tail butt-plug that was shaped like a long dildo. While she 'prepped' me, Tanya said that what Bella wanted was a horny puppy to play with and take care of, so if I really wanted her to be my owner, I should show my playfulness.

When Bella got there, I was hard and whining. She instantly began to use the hand signals to tell me to stay still and be quiet. I strained not to squirm while she looked me over and when she began to physically inspect me, I almost whimpered.

She lifted my chin and looked into my eyes, first. Then, her hands went to my chest and she played with my nipple rings. She felt the ridges of my six-pack abs and whispered something to Tanya.

I opened my mouth to pant as Bella reached down further.

She pulled on my pubic hair and said that no pup of hers was going to have hair on his body. Her hand wrapped around my balls and she smiled as she stroked my cock.

Next came the anal inspection; I was ordered to spread my legs and lift my ass as high as I could.

Product Review

This month’s product review request comes from Indie TlC Cullen

The Swing- which is better the door or the free standing

Pros of the door swing

-It’s basically a few straps so it is easy to cart around, whether that be a in a suitcase for travelling or taking it downstairs to use on a different door.

-Taking away the gravity allows for a quicker thrust than you can get on the bed.

-Much cheaper than the full sized swing (retails approx. $50US)

-no lengthy set up

Cons of the door swing

-A cheaply built door might bend and cause the swing to slip loose

-needs a door

-you are at the mercy of the quality of your door

Things you should know about the door swing

-If you don’t lock the door, you could end up flying through it on a good thrust.

-some of the positions on the package are very ambitious.

Pros of the stand alone swing

-Can be installed on the ceiling or you can buy a stand.

-With the stand you can set up in rooms you may not have thought about having sex in before

Cons of the stand alone swing

-more expensive (approx. $140US) and stand can but up to ($230 US)

-not very portable

-hooks in ceiling could alert your friends to you kinky ways

Things you should know about the stand alone swing

-the stands hold up to 400lbs

In conclusion I recommend if you are interested in trying it out to get a door swing. That way you can see if you like the idea of weightless sex before you make the larger investment of a full blown swing.


  1. That swing looks smokin! Thanks for answering my question Whip Service <3

  2. This was an awesome read, and I especially love the advice given to Chaz and the lawn balls!!

    I never realised how intricate swing sex could be!

    I look forward to the next instalment.


  3. Door Swing..right..where do I get one of these? Oh wait..the only architraves I have on my doors and the laundry door !!!